Dear Capital Hashers,
Note: Since I stopped taking my medication, the voices in my head (IE "The People") have been setting the
agenda in Frizzyville.
Not wanting to spoil my ANZAC day fun too much I set the run on Sunday, ROBUSTLY, and set ANZAC day
aside for more military type pursuits such as cooking, sleeping, planning and sniping at cyclists on the
Yarrabi pond track.
 
 
I got to the run site at the Gungalin town park at 17:35 precisely and waited for the pack to arrive. Surprisingly
the first to arrive was not GREASENIPPLE but MCTAF. We engaged in pleasant conversation on a range of
topics such as: where the best ambush spots were on trail and what our favorite industrial vacuum cleaner is.
I so love our enriching interlectual discourse. Apparently he's been to university. 
 
As usual for a North side run the pack arrived in olive dribs and olive drabs and after designating a temporary
GM, we got the runners away on trail and the walkers set off around the lake. 
 
I raced around the lake and set up the drink stop at the shops. Tonight, the runners got there first and were
rewarded with a cornucopea of chips and a fine 2016 Mojo.
 
I then repaired to Chez Frizzy to finish cooking the rice.  
 
Apparently the circle carried on without me, (Yes, i know, WTF, right???) SEXCHANGE, who still hasnt come
to terms with his EX GM status, stepped into the void left by SLAS. The run reporters were tasked with giving
their report in Elizabethan English to celebrate William Shakespears death day. Betty Boop carried outeth her
tasketh verily well, so verily well in fact that she couldnt be shut up.EGOTESTICAL however, baulked at
looking so foolish in front of the pack and pleaded the third ammendment (Diplomatic WOG immunity) The
run was given 2/10 and the circle moved on, or rather it moved backwards as the agenda was tackled from
the bottom. 
 
The quality of jokes at the start of the circle was even shitter than last weeks. FISH FINGERS 100th run was
celebrated. Cracker of the week was given to HF for atrocious behaviour on seeing the brumbies having their
bottoms reemed on sunday night.       
 
SEXCHANGE and HELLO KITTY were welcomed back. CRASH and BURN attempted to charge
POOSHOOTER and ANKLE BITER for not bringing the fire bucket, but was shouted down because it wasnt
deemed to be cool enough.
 
In keeping with the ANZAC day theme, all Navy, Army, Royal Marine and Air Force personnel were invited
into the circle. Now, apparently, there is a story which is traditionally told on or around ANZAC day by or
about HIDDEN FLAGON which involves a nissing hat and sex with a monkey!!!!!! but this year it wasnt told. 
How disappointing. 
 
It was around this time that I arrived back from home with the rice and assumed my rightful place in the circle
as the Religous Advisor. I was just in time to here SEXCHANGE telling everyone about the true joys of a post
long haul flight fluid movement. BB was charged with mounting a BBQ, HF, apparently, has everything in
working order. And I for one am so glad that we all now know that. 
Fluid Movement was charged for not calling trail. BB pointed out that the Rough Tough Artilliary Warrant
Officer readies himself for a big day of drinking by downing a double milo. "Ohhhhhhhh they breed em tough
down here".  Said no one EVER.
 
Award: GREASENIPPLE for outstanding bugleing - now has the FRB
The little prick was give to HF - type cast
The big prick was given to CRASH and BURN - Goes without sayin'
 
And so, it was a particularly great night, with spectacular food, good company, nice weather, exemplary trail,  
and enjoyed by all. 
 
FRIZZY LIZZY (You know what im sayin') (Are you picking up what im putting down?)